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3 definitions by Matrexius

 
1.
A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.
Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.
by Matrexius March 03, 2005
 
2.
A close relative of the ricer, 'buzz bomber' refers to incredibly shitty vehicles such as Dodge Cavaliers and Chevy Berettas to which random cretins have made nothing but cosmetic modifications. The end result is a very flashy, very slow car. The term 'buzz bomber' comes from the fact that these vehicles usually have obnoxious exhaust systems that sound like World War II planes and rear spoilers similar to the rear wings of B-52s.

Buzz bombers are usually driven by males with incredibly small dicks, low IQs, or a combination of both.
Joe: Goddammit, man, what's that noise?
Corey: Some stooge in a buzz bomber.
by Matrexius March 01, 2005
 
3.
The state that is the epicenter for much noteworthy United States history and home to many of the nation's great pizza shops.

It is also one of the few states where you can't buy alcohol in grocery stores (or buy alcohol on Sundays, period). The roads are arguably the worst on the planet, the speed limits are low, and the weather is famous for its ability to go from kick-ass to suck-ass in 5 minutes flat, and stay that way for decades on end. The education system is poor, most citizens are missing teeth, the major cities are shot to hell and crime-ridden, and daily drug murders happen in every town between Philadelphia and New York.
Fuck this place, I'm moving to Arizona.
by Matrexius April 26, 2005