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7 definitions by Matress_of_evil

 
1.
A term used by an evil French teacher, creme de la creme is a scar on the minds of hundreds of children. Perfection is not enough for this teacher, since she wants the de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme of students.
I want only the Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme for my class. I want beyond perfection
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
 
2.
The product of a funny but drunk Welsh teacher. A term used to represent sisters, girls and people who generally have a loose jaw. Also a term for parrots.
Shut up! You must have Verbal Diarrhoea!
God, child have you got Verbal Diarrhoea?
God child, you've got the Verbal squits!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
 
3.
The most extreme form of a minger. One who not only hit every branch on the way down off the ugly tree, they took the tree with them.
Possibly seeks out other MingAA's, although details are unknown, due to the obvious danger of permanent blindness for researchers involved in this field.
Arrghhh! head for the hills! the MingAA is coming!
Save the children, here comes the MingAA!
I'm blind! I was attacked by a MingAA!
by Matress_of_evil February 20, 2005
 
4.
Someone who fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You're a minger!
Shut up, you minger!
get out of my face, minger!
Mingeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
 
5.
A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.
You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
 
6.
An insult generally used by out of date chemistry teachers. A womble is more than likely to be intimidated into breaking things by being called this.
You womble!
You stupid womble!
You wombling stupid womble! Look what you wombly did!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
 
7.
Little men in white suits, whacking their heads on doors.
Oh man I lurve the Star wars
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005