4 definitions by Matjlav

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A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."
Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!
by Matjlav August 30, 2006
A person who is attracted to someone of the same gender. A word guaranteed to pull many preachy political statements from people who think they're better than you.
Person A: Homosexuality is not a bad thing! Gays are people just like you are. There's nothing wrong with bei--
Person B: Stfu, no one cares.
by Matjlav August 19, 2006
A person who is attracted to someone of the same gender. A word guaranteed to pull many preachy political statements from people who think they're better than you.
Person A: Homosexuality is not a bad thing! Gays are people just like you are. There's nothing wrong with bei--
Person B: Stfu, no one cares.
by Matjlav August 20, 2006
An idiot's way out. Commonly used by stupid teenagers who think they have problems, when half the time the problems are all their own fault. Though I do realize sometimes problems are not someone's own fault, like drunkard parents, I do believe that suicide is and always will be a coward's way out. If you think that a situation in life would ever be bad enough to commit suicide, read the story of Job in the bible... though I'm sure it wouldn't matter to atheists.

When someone talks about the disease question and voluntary euthanasia, that's a big moral dilemna and it's not something I pretend to be able to answer.
My teenage brother attempted suicide by swallowing 250 pain reliever pills because he got caught stealing from the mall, did drugs, got drunk, and had sex frequently. Does that sound like a desperate, tortured teenager trying to escape his hell of a life? No. It sounds to me like a whiny brat who can't get over the fact that he created a ton of problems for himself.

All those who think suicide is not a coward's way out and it should not be looked down upon make me want to throw up.
by Matjlav May 01, 2006

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