1 definition by Matija

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Putting a jihad on someone means, putting up a revenge, a mission to destroy them.... Came from the movie "Team america, world police"
k; sup Jimmy, what's bragging your ass
m; nuttin much, chillin, just that dudeass bitch Mike came over the other day and knocked the shit out of my stereo recorder.
k; whatcha gona do about it m?
m; hell, since you asked, I'm gonna put a jihad on'im.
k; Hells yea bitch, dat's what I'm talkin' about!

Later that day, M smoked Mike's ass, Mike never came out of the hospital again
by Matija April 16, 2006

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