(n) - The theory that a word as versatile as the "f" word can be used at any point in any sentence without sacrificing grammatical soundness.
Guy One: Did you hear about Albert Einstein's new "f" word theory?
Guy Two: Oh my God yes! That man is truly brilliant, people will use "f" word theory until the end of time.
Examples (as a noun):
1. Stop being such a fucker!
2. I don't give a fuck!
Examples (as a verb):
1. Fuck my life!
2. Go fuck yourself!
Examples (as an adjective):
1. My balls fucking hurt!
2. This is such a bad fucking day!
Examples (combinations/extreme "f" word theory):
1. Fuck this fucking fucker for fucking denting the fuck out of my car.
2. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking fuck, then all the fuckers in fucking America wouldn't be so fucked right now.
): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook
the other day, I'm so cool.
Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?
Guy Two: Then fuck
(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!
Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed
): Holy dumb fuck me!
(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.
Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?
Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.
Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.
Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning
Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"
Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."
Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"
Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
(n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans
of facebook scum...