4 definitions by Master Dan

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To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan April 01, 2007
To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan April 08, 2007
When you purposely give your own erect penis an indian burn.
I gave myself a GeronimOUCH! so bad, that my cockskin started to split and bleed.
by Master Dan April 17, 2007
To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.
My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!
by Master Dan April 08, 2007
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