When an idiot decides that riding his or her crotch rocket wearing only shorts and flip flops is a good idea and the subsequent aftermath of the 100MPH crash he will most likely get into.
COP1: "Dude this motorcycle crash is horrible."
COP2: "No shit! Check out this Kawameatrail. It has to be at least 300 yards long."
COP1: "Is that a toe?"
COP2: "No it looks like an earlobe or nipple."
COP1: "I'll get a mop and bucket."
COP2: "It'll take forever to clean up this Kawameatrail."