The Zelda-freak that I call friend. He's so into Zelda it is embarassing but I still hang out with him for some reason. Said individual often uses the line, "I'm Pure Gold, Bitch!" just because he can.
He recently bought a zelda shirt at fag(hot) topic.
Anthony: "I'm Pure Gold, Bitch!"
Friends: "Dude, shut the hell up before I ram that Zelda sword up your zelda-hole."