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1 definition by Masked Avenger Dude

 
1.
Masturbate.

Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
by Masked Avenger Dude June 19, 2010