an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metrosexual
after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meterosexual
The best friend of a terrible Hungarian kisser who is too afraid to go and get some real-world practice.
Doug's pillow was damp after a long, strenuous night of rehearsing, and while he thought he'd made progress, the pillow was of the mind that Dude'd never get to do the horizontal tango at this snail-like pace.