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4 definitions by Mary Magdalene

 
1.
Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.
Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"
by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003
 
2.
an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metrosexual
after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meterosexual
by mary magdalene December 13, 2004
 
3.
The best friend of a terrible Hungarian kisser who is too afraid to go and get some real-world practice.
Doug's pillow was damp after a long, strenuous night of rehearsing, and while he thought he'd made progress, the pillow was of the mind that Dude'd never get to do the horizontal tango at this snail-like pace.
by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003
 
4.
see also shme any person or thing relating to the ultimate in laziness, in other words the verbal shrug
"where do you want to go?"
"shmo"
by mary magdalene December 13, 2004