(Her - Bert) The generic term used
to describe moronic
sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used
in conjunction chavs
As a social class
the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually
weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they
can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce
anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their
shitty dress sense they
borderline Neanderthals. They
possess no grasp of wit or irony
are proud of there ignorance
and take pleasure in insulting
anyone with a grain more intelligence than they
possess. I imagine that's why they
are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking
past the off-licence
at 10 last night and i encountered a group
of herberts - one stood
up next to me and demanded that i blix
my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this
point a police officer stopped me and took over.