1 definition by Martyn 'Grogsbury' Chuzzlegrog

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Grog is a magical potion that is commonly served in bars and pubs that bestows upon the drinker awesome powers.

Possible awesome powers include;

Becoming the most knowledgable and funny man alive.
Vomiting.
Superhuman strength.
Inability to feel pain.
Inability to stand up.
Desire to mate with the nearest member of the opposite species, regardless of their level of attractiveness, availability, or how dead they are.

I love grog.
"Come on, you grog swilling grogger, let's get down to the grogging grog shop before we run out of grog"

"I love grog"
by Martyn 'Grogsbury' Chuzzlegrog December 05, 2003

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