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Vehicles in which young children/babies, pets, or invalids suffocate to death. These deaths often take place during the summer months and are typically the result of neglectful or malicious parenting practices.
During the recent heat wave, Lynndie, who resented the fact that she was not allowed to abort her baby, laid her infant child to rest in a carsophagus while shopping at the Parmatown Mall.
by Marty Farty August 3, 2005
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A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.
Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.
by Marty Farty December 30, 2022
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