Shaler Area Fat Boy Club
The fattest kids around Shaler! This group is led by president, Jon Duermeyer; Prime Minister, Danny Mac; and captain of the SAFBC and Secretary of A.S., Whale Lard. The group is getting many of members and is best known for their free agency signing of Joseph Petti, who is real fat!
The buffet was really delicious last week, but it seems that the SAFBC was here today because all the food is GONE!