2 definitions by Martin Burns

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns July 04, 2005
n. Chiefly British Slang
The body excluding the head, neck, limbs and torso. Mistaken by some for the elbow.
David, move your arse an' let yer betters pass, you Swabian son of a sow
by Martin Burns September 09, 2007

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