10 definitions by Martin Duxon

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."
by Martin Duxon August 06, 2003
Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003

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