1 definition by Marsupial1/2*2

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A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.
I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.
by Marsupial1/2*2 May 08, 2011

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