n. A scrotum with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. Easily achieved with a common electric razor.
(the late) LISA "LEFT-EYE" LOPES: "Sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine."
SINBAD: "Oh yeah? Why don't you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots."
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