1 definition by Marne

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A condition that occurs when you get poop smeared all over your butt cheeks, and after several attempts to wipe it off with toilet paper, you begin to feel a burning sensation. It feels almost like sunburn.
Those bleachers weren't very comfortable, especially after the bad case of blackmer.
by Marne July 30, 2010

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