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An American is a person from America and for all you haters out there I know America is not the perfect country but YOU KNOW WHAT NEITHER IS YOURS! I realize that many Americans are and some of them are stupid but just to let you know we are taught the metric system, many believe the metric system is better, and we don't have just one culture we have hundreds. Also many people fled from several other countries because of the prejudice and racism. Also I don't know a single inbred person and inbreeding does not just happen in the U.S.A it happens every where. Another thing is that the United States is the heart of western civilization and one of the most developed countries that go to war to help other countries that put US in millions of dollars into debt and we still except many people into our borders. The U.S.A is one of the most diverse countries in the world.

For those of you who don't hate Americans I think that the people who hate Americans should learn from you.
WRONG: All Americans are fat idiots who are inbred and shoot people randomly.

RIGHT: Not all Americans are fat idiots who are inbred and they don't randomly shoot people.
by MarleyandMe13 February 06, 2012

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