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From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.
When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"
"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs
on that and I was totally bollocksed"
"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"
"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"
"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."
Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.
In some cases these images include red jacket shots
"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"
Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags
"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."
v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up
The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.
"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"
"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"
"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."
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