5 definitions by Markk

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the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.
i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly
by MARKK November 18, 2006

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Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.
I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.
by MARKK November 18, 2006

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before having any form of sex, the male rubs poison ivy, oak, etc. on his dick there after fucks female in the ass and female fucking hole. thus, leaving a iritating rash INSIDE of her
jeff gave shanan a dirty itch last night
by MARKK November 18, 2006

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first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina
ooo man i dirty clocked mattr last night
by MARKK November 18, 2006

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where you take a shit and a piss into a bottle then you shake it up. After it is into a liquid form you go up behind someone then shank them the take the bottle and shove it up there ass then tip them over
hahah i just dirty ronned... RON
by MARKK December 12, 2006

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