A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in.
The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads.
The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet.
Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove.
Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.
"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?"
"Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."