To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.
#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!
#2 You sick fuck
The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.
I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay
Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.
1. To annoyingly pick at food on the table, eating slice after slice, leaving a very unappetizing carcass of a piece of food (pastry, cake, etc.), in the mistaken belief that by eating surgically sliced portions in very small pieces, the food is rendered calorie and fat free.
2. To add copious amounts of salt, pepper, or some other substance to a piece of food, thus rendering the food inedible, because someone doesn't have enough self control not to eat said piece of food. While food ends up being inedible to the veratizer, it also ends up being inedible to the other people at the table, who may desire to eat it.
3. To repeatly go the fridge, and pick and pick after a defenseless foodstuff, typically with the same eating utensil, thus rendering food inedible to anyone but the veratizer.
Man, did you see how she was veratizing that danish? Why doesn't she just put it on her plate and eat it like a normal civilized person does?
You may as well throw away that cake in the fridge. I sure as hell don't want to eat it after it has been so thoroughly veratized.
Vice President I'd Like To Fuck
I tell you, Sarah Palin is a VPILF who I wouldn't mind having her finger on my nuclear button.
A very naive person who plasters his Prius with a "Coexist" bumper sticker.
The problem is that the terrorists from the Religion of Peace have no intention of "coexisting" with anyone. They sneer at these people, and make temporary tactical alliances with them, but only so they can kill them last.
Awww, look at the nice useful idiot
who put the Coexist sticker on his car. Let's sing fucking Kumbaya. Holy shit, coexistards are annoying.