8 definitions by Mark Nordenstein

Top Definition
Euphemism
A long shit
Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.
#shit #poo #sojourn #lengthy #toilet #bathroom
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.
My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!
#nuts #dry #roasted #peanuts #toss #handjob #balls
by Mark Nordenstein April 26, 2007
Euph.
To have a shit.
I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.
#lengthy #blog #shit #poo #toilet #curry
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.
"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."
#precum #saliva #blowjob #sex #nasty
by Mark Nordenstein May 14, 2007
euph.
To have a shit.
Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.
#shit #photos #toilet #poo #euphemism
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.
"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"
#insect #dead #shit #crunchy #bee
by Mark Nordenstein April 22, 2007
Euph.
To have a shit.
Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.
#check #scones #poo #shit #toilet #euphemism
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
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