An inferior breed of sub-humans that download exploitatcious programs for use in computer games to supplement their bad genetics and lack of skill. As a result of such actions, they gain self-esteem from their apparent success, even though they had nothing to do with it.
A person who steals megahertz.
"HAX0RS HAEV STOELN YUOR MEGAHURTZ" - Jeff K.
A highly destructive psychological plague released by the neo-nazi affiliate, Verant. Symptoms of the virus include a brief sense of accomplishment followed by a rapid succession of worthlessness, the inability to function in a social setting, and permanent detrimental effects to one’s chances of getting laid. The only known cure is suicide, or Everquest II.
"Everquest only seconds Linux as a birth control method" - Anonymous
Performing the act of copulation while the Male continuously spins his partner around the axis of his penis and makes helicopter (aka. machine gun) noises.
"I prefer peforming a sex-copter over a donkey punch
anyday." - anonymous