An inferior breed of sub-humans that download exploitatcious programs for use in computer games to supplement their bad genetics and lack of skill. As a result of such actions, they gain self-esteem from their apparent success, even though they had nothing to do with it.
A highly destructive psychological plague released by the neo-nazi affiliate, Verant. Symptoms of the virus include a brief sense of accomplishment followed by a rapid succession of worthlessness, the inability to function in a social setting, and permanent detrimental effects to one’s chances of getting laid. The only known cure is suicide, or Everquest II.
"Everquest only seconds Linux as a birth control method" - Anonymous