2 definitions by Mark Nutt

Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose
by Mark Nutt February 5, 2015
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A male who always has to be right. No matter what. They usually have bad habits of answering your question with the word "dick". On the Internet they like to be mean using acronyms "stfu" "tf up" "idgaf"
A William is usually smart, but they hate to be proven wrong. Often called Squilliam on purpose, by those who watch spongebob.
Guy 1: Hey guy 2!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: DICK!
Guy 2: What a William...
by Mark Nutt February 10, 2015
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