Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)
Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.
What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.
Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!
Typical smile of a person that has reached that point in his economical life when he doesn´t really have to think about money unless it is to check how much his networth has increased in the last month. Not to be confused with the 100-thousand-dollar smile, which is way less relaxed.
Have you seen Jeff lately since he became a firm´s partner? He´s totally got that relaxed million-dollar smile