1 definition by Marino Rules

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One who contstantly sends out email invites to XBOX live events, and then stiffs because either he is so pussy whipped or he runs a fever of 98.8, and has 'sniffles.' Also known as an ass crammer, helmet browner, fudge packer, hershey highway rider, etc.
"Sorry I missed you guys last night, I had to rub my wife's feet, do the laundy and iron all of our socks, while my wife has a nap."

"Sorry I missed you guys, I was not feeling too well. My nose was a bit runny and I took my temperature, rectally of course, and I'm running 98.8 degree fever. Cough, cough."
by Marino Rules January 16, 2004

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