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1 definition by Marine Biologist Professor Wethlescope Metherby

 
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Toadfish: An aquatic creature native to Marcland, which is easily distinguishable by it's brightly coloured eyes, toad-like face and it's long, finned tail. The toadfish, despite it's name, is neither a toad nor a fish, but is infact the only known aquatic primate. The toadfish does not eat, and seems to survive purely from sunlight and the happiness of those around it. The toadfish is recognised by the natives of Marcland as a sigma of good luck, and is often found as a household pet.
"I bought added a toadfish to the tank yesterday, little buddy always seems to lift the mood." - Contented toadfish owner.