1 definition by Marilyn and Tori

Top Definition
When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.
"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."
by Marilyn and Tori June 20, 2007

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