1 definition by Maria Marks

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a flemwad is a young child, who is inconvieniently annoying to a person see shrimp usually has black hair and is friends with tall people.

in other cases a flemwad is the green flem in the back of your throat used to clean the windows.

see flemwaded
"Man, John is such a total Flemwad!"
"I just flemwaded the windows!"
by Maria Marks January 12, 2008

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