6 definitions by Mari

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jp
a sweetheart, an angel, patient and kind, quick witted, sarcastic and a blessing to anyone lucky enough to have them in their life.
what a jp, when did he get in from heaven?
by mari December 28, 2004

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dude, the bracelets are a fashion thing, you can play in you wanna but you dont have too... and if you get ti back its void :P
guy- hey i broke your bracelet
me- YOU MUTHER FUCKER YOU BROKE MY BRACELET! -jumps guy steals back bracelet-
guy- WTF?!
me- i win you bastard its void
guy- -grumbles walks off- BITCH!
by mari September 04, 2004

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A kool pimp who likes many, different mints and gums.
A pimp/guy/girl who gets many ladies/boyz by mints or gum.
Wo0o0o look at him hes pimperminting.
Man I want some of his pimpermints.
by Mari March 17, 2005

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Super HOTT indian from Orlando...hes SUPER COOL and like such a total rebel, he rocks evry1s world
WOW!!!that man is sucha SUNIL.
by MARI November 19, 2004

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Nearkatookus is a large body that always seems to be in someone's way.
" Get your nearkatookus outta my way! "
by Mari December 10, 2004

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A squark is a
1.squid-shark which is 10 miles long
2.really big dick or a
3.fat lady.
1. OMG!!!!! The sqaurk killed jamie!!!
2. Bethhanne he had a sqaurk i could barely give him head!!!
3. Ewwww!! Her mom is such a sqaurk.
by Mari March 18, 2005

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