3 definitions by Marcus Poleus, Porn Star

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A Christian Religion that takes its name from the Bible book of Isaiah, meaning to be witnesses of Jehovah. Known worldwide to preach to others in various settings, most commonly at the doors of homes and businesses. Considered a cult by many, also rumored not to believe in Christ. Yet since they use the entire Bible, and base all their beliefs in the scriptures, it could not be logical that they would not believe in God's son.
The Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door today, they wanted to share a scripture with me and give me Bible based publications.
by Marcus Poleus, Porn Star January 09, 2005
To reek total havoc upon another, to pummel, or to be pummeled. To kick another's arse to unrecognizable condition.
Give me dat butta-finga mo fo befo I give some severe pummelage on yo ass bee-otch.
by Marcus Poleus, Porn Star January 08, 2005
A woman (putting it lightly) that is so ugly, or fugly, that you wouldn't touch it with your nasty drunk uncles winky. Comes from the melding, or cross breeding of the following animals: Hippopatomus-meaning fat as a hippo, Pladipuss-meaning walks like a pladipus, or as freakish as one, doodle or poodle, meaning it has kinky hair, mop head or just nasty head.
oh man, did you see that...its a hippopladadoodle, quick get your haz-mat suit.
by Marcus Poleus, Porn Star January 08, 2005

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