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4 definitions by Marcraine

 
1.
the act of smothering with penis
When Johnnie pulled out his cock, Sally ran away in fear she might be smenised.
by Marcraine February 10, 2008
 
2.
the act of smothering with boobs
When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.
by Marcraine February 10, 2008
 
3.
to be swallowed by vagina
Pedro suffered death by swag when Monica sat on his face.
by Marcraine February 10, 2008
 
4.
To be smothered by balls
While John attempted a harmless teabag, Allen was accidently smallsed
by Marcraine February 10, 2008