Excuse me madam? I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next window and see if you could have it copyright though.
It is just like being Blued and tattooed w/o the screwed but almost there and similarly to adding insult to injury. First you are black and now they try to burn you.
Black and tan is like when after working like a slave for fifteen years they removed the profit sharing plan and last Christmas they only gave you $50 bonus. That one by the way is based on a true story I heard.