A woman who used to be a lesbian, but now likes the cock.
"When did you start dating guys?"
"Ever since I became a wasbian."
Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.
"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."
"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."
Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product
"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."
Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.
"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."
Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.
"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."
Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.
"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"
A fuckable woman of Latin descent who has children.
"Did you see that mamacita with the six kids? Damn, she was fine."
"Yeah, I know. Total meximilf."