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32 definitions by MarTay

 
1.
the use of ones saliva glands to shoot the saliva a credible disatnce, with the intention of hitting someone
Damnit Matt, your fucking uncle gleeked on me again
by martay February 18, 2003
 
2.
to laugh evily at somones misfortune
todd " dude, the stormtrooper, he's been flambunted, and tossed out on the sidewalk"

CJ *snickers*
by martay February 25, 2003
 
3.
small, miniscule
mr A has an ickle dinker
by martay February 20, 2003
 
4.
a jolly old fellow, who is just happy
"dude, that guys all kiperdun today"

"musta got layed"
by martay February 24, 2003
 
5.
an over sized poo, that does not flush
dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED
by martay February 24, 2003
 
6.
LIP
An increasingly popular contraction that stands for "laughing in public".

Originated by the infamous underground rappers Tay T & Mar J in a collaboration with Drizzy, LIP is used commonly in chatrooms, on social networking websites, and through text. It is a subtle way to express the embarrassment that occurs after encountering something so funny that it is impossible to stifle your laughter whilst in public.

Can also be used to describe laughing at a computer screen, even and especially if you're all alone.

Often used repeatedly.
M: *Texts a picture*
T: She looks like a burrito
M: LIP LIP
by MarTay January 04, 2013
 
7.
green poo-poo, the really slick kind
i was so wasted, i picledooed in the soup
by martay March 05, 2003