2 definitions by Mantaur

Top Definition
A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.
"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."
by Mantaur January 04, 2010

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The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.
Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*
by Mantaur May 12, 2010

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