nail-ism (ney-liz-uhm) n: a philosophical attitude associated with nailing, hammering, or at times screwing; carpentry. to believe in having sex a lot, although not necessarily with different people. nymphomania.
"Instead of buying particleboard furniture from Sweden we should just practice Nailism"
"What would a Nailist say about a ménage à trois?"
"Nailism allows two-at-a-time"