is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost
everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they
don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school
is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there
is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough
dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have
to march all the way to Wentworth
to mooch off THEIR guys.
is very health conscious
and so they
make sure their students get 10000 shots before school
starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird
things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back
gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy
and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..