he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases
pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower
forehead in gratuitous quantities.
a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known
"eyebrow master" living
among us in the modern