an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches
dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!
before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being
dude, i cromagnoned sally, but i missed and got a wad in her hair!
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