3 definitions by Malum malum

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The world's favourite time-independent greeting.
Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"
by Malum malum March 25, 2010

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Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.
The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.
by Malum malum February 18, 2011

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Probably perhaps possibly.
Girlfriend: will you come to the ball with me, loverkins?
Boyfriend: prohapsibly, my dear.
by Malum malum November 16, 2010

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