1 definition by Maliawanker

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A facial performed in micro-gravity.
I jerked myself off as she floated away from me. She was panting and had a mischievous look in her eye. With a groan, I shot my load across the distance, the pearly cum wobbling through recycled air. It reminded me of the milky way, in the second before it hit her in her flushed, grinning face.
by Maliawanker December 20, 2009

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