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2 definitions by Malex

 
1.
What a dominant sex partner says to the other right before they have sex. Kind of like beating someone up, except this is sexing someone up.
I'm gonna sex-you-up!

Man, that demon from Prince of Persia has four penises! If you don't run away from him, he'll sex-you-up.
by Malex January 11, 2005
 
2.
After 2000 years, Jesus is still intimidating people...Nowadays it's "Happy Holidays!" and not "Merry Christmas" or perhaps "Winter Concert" instead of "Christmas Concert". How many holidays are there in February? Do you hear people saying "Happy Holidays" then? No, they say "Happy Valentines". BE CONSISTANT! "Oh, do you believe in love?"
Which is more offensive?
"Peace on Earth", or "Good will towards men"?
by Malex December 06, 2004