A Airplane pilot. Quote from TV show "The Munsters", where Grandpa Munster while snooping through his new tennent's belongings, finds a badge and asks Herman Munster what kind of a job would require wearing a badge.
Could he be a pilot? No, He's not the "up in the air" type.
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