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24 definitions by Malcolm Turntable

 
1.
The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.
Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
 
2.
The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.
Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
 
3.
A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.
"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
 
4.
The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
 
5.
When a possession is stolen by a greedy jew (often hopitalized to avoid suspition)
"Oh lord where has my purse gone"

"My word, you've been jewed!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
 
6.
A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
 
7.
The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009