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Drunkard(to friends): Im bout to call up that bitch...
Friends of Drunkard : Hahaha he's about to fuckin DD.

Victim : Hello, thank you for calling, how may i help you?
Drunkard: You're a bitch and i never fuckin loved you!!!
Victim : Uhhh Sir? Can i help you?
Drunkard: NO! DONT FUCKIN TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME!!!

...(and so on until the drunkard makes an ass of himself more so than he already is.)
by Malcolm Malaowala April 1, 2006
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