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9 definitions by Maikeru

 
1.
"The Strongest." Dan Hibiki's totally awesome style of martial arts from the Street Fighter series of video games by Capcom.
"I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo Groove!"
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
 
2.
A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com
Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
 
3.
Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.
Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.
by MAIKERU November 25, 2013
 
4.
Ploy used by people making out they have a creative process happening in their grey matter, when there is actually a cold whistling wind, blowing through the cavity between the ears, by ADVERTISING on a creative website, with uninteresting crubbish
"...where you can come to our website if you are stupid, Bla Bla Bla"
Blablabla.com
by Maikeru March 11, 2005
 
5.
A dance involving bending your knees slightly and moving your arms up and down, left-right-left-right, a la the aforementioned primate.

Popularized (sort of) by the old Cartoon Network show "Johnny Bravo" in America, and by "Overman King Gainer" in Japan.
Johnny Bravo says, "Do the Monkey with me! Come on!!"
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
 
6.
In Japan: an otaku is someone without a social life whatsoever and is an insult of the highest regard. There is a negative stigma associated to the phrase otherwise that involves a Japanese murderer who killed women because "they didn't have smooth faces like women in anime."
In America: a badge of honor worn by fans of anime, in lieu of simply calling themselves anime fans. Overused slang that has lost its meaning to many fanboys and fangirls.
In Japan: "With the amount of pornography that man buys, it's no wonder they consider him a disgusting otaku."
In America: "Dude, I love Sailor Moon and Utena because they have lesbians in it. I'm such an otaku! ^___^"
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
 
7.
when creative thinking process is used but unfortunately the outcome is rubbish due to the narrow-minded path of thinking.
"This'll be clever if I advertise my business on this fun site, because people might just want to browse for a house in between, Huh, Huh, Huh " (NOT!)
"I fink I will be cleverer dan everyone, and waste spaceses on dat gud interweb site
by Maikeru March 11, 2005